So yeah, I got this game from the App Store...

It's a game called "Blank Adventures". I don't know what it's about yet, but I'm going to play it now so I can know what it's about. See ya later.

Update: January 9th, 2017

I played the game. There was nothing but a white screen. That was dumb.

Update: January 10th, 2017

I just heard a gunshot outside. Should I be worried? Or is it my best friend playing with that stupid Nerf Gun of his? I hate that Nerf Gun. It has the loudest sound of all Nerf Guns.

Update: January 11th, 2017

I just heard that gunshot sound again. You know what? I'm going to take that Nerf Gun away from my best friend, break it into pieces, and throw them into the garbage disposal. That's how pissed off I am about that motherfucking sound.

Update: January 12th, 2017

I interrogated my friend after not finding his Nerf Gun anywhere in his house. He was like, "You schizophrenic or somethin', mental paitent? I never had it." And I was like, "WHA?! But we play with it together all the time!" And he was like, "That was YOUR Nerf Gun, dumbass bitch. You be trippin' or somethin'." And I was like, "...............Oh."

Update: January 13th, 2017

Bad news, guys. My iPad is gone. I can't find it anywhere. But I did find a note that said this: "Your iPad... *puts on sunglasses* ...has just turned into a blank. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Update: January 14th, 2017

Guess what? MY WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE HAS DISAPPEARED! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AERGRKAEGFAKDKDGFLFDALDFALLAKLALLARLEWGRJAELGAEHFJDLARLELKFDAFDALFHDHLDFALADLHADFHAFDGHDFHDGFAHAGREJTGLAHTLAUIAEIUOGTOAEOHUAOGHRAEUIFRAFRAFRAWUIFAW IFUCKINGHATEMYLIFEIWILLENDITALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Update: January 15th, 2017

Sorry about that tantrum I had yesterday. I'm now living in the streets with my phone. The battery is now 2%. Before my battery dies, I just want to tell you all one thing.
I guess...
*puts on sunglasses*
...my life has just became a blank.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!